I’ve been stuck in the university hole for 4½ years and counting. And here’s some pet peeves which I’ve encountered and just thinking about it makes me … want to … smash their heads into my microwave oven.
First up for head-smashing is the “OMG I fail constantly” A-average student. Gawd just thinking about these mother-of-spaghetti individuals just … URGH. OK, so. There’s this girl I met this year called … Ice Cream. Ice Cream is nice and all that but when it comes to her study, it’s just plain annoying. For any assignments, she always comes to my group and goes on and on about how she’s “going to fail it because she doesn’t understand the assignment” and that her final submission is “full of made-up crap” so she won’t be surprised “if she fails it”. So we’re all commiserating together and when the results come out …
Ice Cream — 43/50
… and …
Ice Cream — 10/10
Every. Single. Time. Without fail. First time, we all think maybe she just fluked it. Second time … no one’s this lucky right? Third time … “Uhrm … maybe you should be confident in yourself.” 48204867 time … GTFO.
And what really is the shittiest move (in my most humble of opinions) is that when my friend who actually helped her gain those good marks get a slightly lower score, she actually said something like “Ouch, that must hurt. It’s so funny you always only get one or two points lower than me! Hahaha …” … and we’re not laughing. If you’re smart, don’t be a douche-bag about it. If you secretly studied really really hard for the test, don’t be a douche-bag about it. Just … if you score an A-average constantly, don’t be a douche-bag about it. I’m honest and say that I really don’t understand the material. We help each other out and I’m grateful. When I scored a 9/10 for an assignment, I was super-happy. When I studied hard-out for my Biochemistry paper, I told the truth that yes, I did study for a good week for it. I’m hoping for a good mark to reflect the study I did. That didn’t quite eventuate. At least I was honest, not a douche-bag lying mother-of-spaghetti.
Moving to head-smashing-inducing pet peeve #2. I’m currently studying Biomedical Science and it is hard work. It is “recommended” to put in an extra ~200 hours of personal study time per course registered. So I’m studying two papers and that means I have to put in at least 400 hours just to pass the course. 80% of my classmates do not have a job at all. They just can’t fit it in. Between university and personal study, the amount of hours you can dedicate to work is zero. Hence this is why I study part-time (only two papers). But it still feels like full time study because we have one extra hour of lecture per week plus an additional 4-6 hour lab per week depending on what year you’re in, in comparison to other study fields. It’s serious business.
What bugs me? When I hear other people doing Classical Studies or Information Systems complaining about “how hard they have it” because they have to submit weekly assignments and on top of that, they have so much readings. Well, excuuuse me, you feces-consuming being. If you have time to complain about it and still manage to have a part-time job about it, clearly, it’s not hard work. What makes it an even stupider is when they only have maybe one or two lectures a week (I have a minimum of four lectures per week, per course) and zero hours of labs/tutorials (I have six hour labs per week). REALLY. You have it hard? Get a life and GTFO of my face, you female-dog.
What? I hear you want to compare the “readings”. Right, let’s compare then. You have so much reading? I have to read journal article after journal article, plus 100+ pages of textbook material and on top of that, re-read the whole lecture again. And this is per lecture! So stop. Complaining. *head/desk*
First posted at Teacup.